Not going to beat around the bush here, but I genuinely love porn. I think it’s sad girls feel they can’t admit that they masturbate; I am perfectly happy to admit that I do so frequently and am a much better person for it.
It’s not disgusting, it’s not “un-feminine”, it’s what your clitoris is for bitchez, now go and give yourself an orgasm and stop reblogging pictures of girls sitting on roads looking like they’ve just spent a months pocket money on smack.
- what the box says: serves four
- what it means: serves me





